TOP 20 Billy Connolly Quotes

TOP 20 Billy Connolly Quotes.
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“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.”
— Billy Connolly (00:00)

“I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.”
— Billy Connolly (00:07)

“Don’t vote, it only encourages them.”
— Billy Connolly (00:14)

“Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?”
— Billy Connolly (00:21)

“I love fishing. It’s transcendental meditation with a punchline.”
— Billy Connolly (00:28)

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.”
— Billy Connolly (00:35)

“Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.”
— Billy Connolly (00:42)

“I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.”
— Billy Connolly (00:49)

“Never trust anybody with only one book.”
— Billy Connolly (00:56)

“Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.”
— Billy Connolly (01:03)

“Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born; nowhere! It’s over!”
— Billy Connolly (01:10)

“I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do.”
— Billy Connolly (01:17)

“Don’t die until you’re dead.”
— Billy Connolly (01:24)

“If you give people a chance, they shine.”
— Billy Connolly (01:31)

“The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.”
— Billy Connolly (01:38)

“I’ve always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I’m where I belong.”
— Billy Connolly (01:45)

“I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.”
— Billy Connolly (01:52)

“When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?”
— Billy Connolly (01:59)

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
— Billy Connolly (02:06)

“If you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.”
— Billy Connolly (02:13)

Music credit: Easy Day – Kevin MacLeod


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